By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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McLaughlane 0

YDI, what a jackass you are to say something like that.

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MIKENYC 0

Dame, where do u live? BTW #2 is gay.

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

Dude, how is that funny?! You completely deserved that!

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awuh_man 0

maybe YOU, op, should invest in condoms no one wants a douch to have offspring. then the douche offspring create a circle of douchiness thank you for a circle of douche.

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24788 6

People are weird when it comes to making jokes.

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omgitsseejay 0

lol #113 i got that one LOL

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zeroprojekt 0

Damn OP, FYL man. I'm with you on this one. That asshole could've made all that shit up, but if he was serious, stupid ******* idiots like him shouldn't breed. If you can't afford to eat, why the **** are you gonna have a kid? You should've laughed in his face and called him and his girlfriend ******* idiots for not getting a morning after pill and then said "If you want a baby, how about getting a ******* job first, genius." , because either way you'd have caught a beating, so might as well milk it for what it's worth. Oh and 61, I don't see how anything the OP said refers to black people in any way, considering I know plenty of dudes from different backgrounds who'd have done the same to someone like the OP. Your racist assumptions along with your ridiculous feminist thoughts almost make me wonder how you survive in this world, then I remember you're probably the type who'll say something ignorant to the wrong person one day and lose your teeth or even your life. Here's hoping for the latter. :D

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tomberryboy 0

LOL,U DO ******* DESERVED THAT,HE PROBALLY SENT THE ROBBED MONEY ON CONDOMS.

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