By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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neonoodle 0

it's a crappy joke because condoms won't do anything for a pregnant girlfriend, unless she sticks the condom in her uterus and hopes the baby chokes on it.

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Nightfallz 0

YDI for not carrying a concealed weapon

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PlastikSeraph 2

and the award for most deserved FML goes to: YOU!!! TAKE A BOW! :D or should I say... take a POW? hohohohoho!

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aiko13_fml 0

Next time you'll try not to be rude to a total stranger, huh?

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AntiChrist7 0

you were right, you never asked him to start to brag about his affairs. Hope you find the guy and beat him back. FYL

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Dean84 0

Ydi for being such an asshole. I'm glad you got your ass beat you prick!

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Locket_fml 0

To all those guys who believed the guys story about the pregnant girlfriend, I've got something you might be interested in: I write you after proper consideration that a telephone conversation may not be an ideal medium to contact you. To be precise, I am Stev Ebe and i have come to inherit a substantial amount of money (US$25,500,000.00) (Twenty- five million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars) from my uncle who never had a child and whose only wife died several years back. I intend to invest this money with you or in your company. My uncle was the director of solid minerals department, Federal Ministry of Mines..................... No wonder scams like this and people mentioned in the OP can keep doing this sort of things......I guess there really is a sucker born every minute

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hakkai999 0

YDI dude. You shouldn't have given a smart aleck comment cause obviously he was in distress and was emotionally unstable.

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