By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum tells us more.

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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Whether or not the guy's story was true, it was stupid of you to say something like that. If it was true, then that doesn't make you sound tough or funny, it makes you sound like an insensitive jerk. YDI.

Jarlais 0

This is the type of person who's gonna get your money either way. The story is fake, he's trying to con pity money out of you. And if you don't give, like this guy, you get beaten and robbed.

The guy's pregger girlfriend story could be true. It could be false. A decent person trusts people, and expects them to be decent too, but carries the awareness that people can be fakes and liars too.

If you can't back it up, keep your ******* mouth shout. Idiot. YDI.

F all your lives. F his life for not being able to feed his wife or himself. F his son/daughter's life when they are born disabled from malnutrition while in the womb. F your life for being making stupid remarks. Why would you think that's funny? Why were you trying to be "tough"?

beaniebabe 0
soundmind311 0

And the moral of the story kids is Don't be a smart*** Ri