By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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jiequals3 0

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! he didn't disearve it. trust me, that guy was lying. the only thing he did wrong was not carrying a knife or a gun to defend himself. (which is pretty uncommon anyway)

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4ube_fml 6

FYL, probably a liar. Crap, when do people would STOP HAVING KIDS when they cannot AFFORD them ? And if you cannot buy contraception, STOP *******

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RuralNinja 0

Wow, you're a pussy. He gave you explicit permission to kick his ass by attacking you, was probably weak from not eating in days, and you still let him take your money. You need to hit the gym.

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Failercoptor 0

you fail at humor. how can you invest in condoms instead of food when there is no food in the first place lol. goddamn.

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DeMoCraCy 0

First of all maybe the bum was lying in order to earn the sympathy of others for money. Second, it's ok to laugh in a while. Third, FYL. That bun should get a job and stop complaining. You should be the one complaining that it's his kind that wastes our taxe money.

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Trycepticla 0

you really shouldnt have said that to him

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HteaXtrainC 0

lololol. What did you expect? His laughter to join in with yours?

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Kristoffer 35

That's what you get for acting tough and not being able to back it up. Oh and grats on being a dick to someone in need, you're a true stellar human being. Oh and another thing: How are condoms gonna make the woman unpregnant? Get a brain.

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