By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML
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beatenbyabum 0

Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)

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TheCookieCrumb 0

You should have just gave him a couple bucks in the first place to buy food for him and his wife and child. But you decided to be a dick, so he took beat your ass. Do you really think a starving pregnant woman and her baby is worth joking about?

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kpopfanatic93 6

A legless man teaching track isn't hypocrisy, it's irony.

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evolveahimsa 0

you let some stupid malnourished muthafucka beat you up? i would have given him a lecture about how robbing people is no way to support a girlfriend and a child (the latter of which he should not be having) while he got his ass whooped. but to be fair, you should not antagonize strangers at a bus stop.

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FMLwrestler 0

1) YES YOU WERE RIGHT, PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPID AND BLINDLY LUSTFUL ARE GOING TO **** THEMSELVES OVER, BY HAVING SEX WITHOUT THINKING OF THE CONSEQUENCES. DUH. 2) HOWEVER, DON'T TRY TO ACT TOUGH IF YOU'RE NOT TOUGH, BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. 3) A LITTLE COMPASSION DOES GO A LONG WAY. 4) DID YOU REPORT HIM?

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milenavessylo 0

good for you for actually saying what everyone just thinks

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nightshade1 0

proper response: "If you can hold out for nine months I'm sure you and your wife will have something to eat."

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FlyMeToTheMoon 0

FYL. I hate people who pop out kids when they themselves have no money or job. What you said was right.

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entropicage 0

YDI, dude. What you said was ****** up.

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Solidus_fml 0

If you played it like a dumb **** and laughed in his face, then YDI. If you were just trying to respond and say something, then FYL.

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prttyyngthng 0

I wish I could have been there, because the laugh I would have gotten out of this would have been EPIC.

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e11e 0

Well I think something like that is only appropriate to say to someone who didn't approach you on the street. That's just me though

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