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I hate people on public transportation. There's no such thing as being nice on a bus or train, and that sucks. I'm so sorry OP. Feel better.
It amazes me what sets people off these days. Like having that extra 3 seconds he lost from having you "move too slow" is going to help him.
Aw that sucks OP. You should smacked him with your crutches and been like "oh sorry, i didn't see you, your newspaper was all up in my face".
WOW. That guy is a royal pain in the ass
Get a few of him together and you could make a show, "Royal Pains". :)
You should have tripped him with your crutch. Pretend like it's an accident and no one will suspect anything. Even if you weren't on crutches, he has no business hitting you. Especially in the face.
What were the headlines? Badump tssss.
it always amazes me how impatient people are! I myself have a physical disability that causes me to walk with a very obvious limp.I hate when people behind me start puffing in frustration before eventually shoving past me to get where they are going.I have very weak legs and bad balance,so shove me and I'm done! best thing ever though is when we come out of the centre she was rushing from and meeting again are we at Yvette lights lol. red man I love you!
If crutches have a SuperSoaker attachment. Sadly, we're years away from perfecting the anti-douchebag crutches of doom.
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Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.
What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.