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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:54

Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:57

What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.

Comments

Vk1 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:18

I would've slapped him in face with a crutch.

Larawk 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 7:38

Holy CRIP that's funny

mrnuleef 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 11:33

If you are wearing a cast, I say give him one straight shot to the gonads with it. Or just wait for karma hit him with a brick instead of a newspaper.

Dahgman 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 12:22

it's easy to have happen these days, newspapers are still plentiful and often make a thick roll for whomping. what will he use when the newspaper isn't any more? can you imagine walking around with that kind of anger all day? be glad you're not he, and enjoy your day and life.

smiffie2002 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 13:32

An instant elbow to his chin would be justified as self defence, followed by a polite "sorry"

itsgen 16

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:12

Im sorry but that made me laugh Just the thought of getting slapped with a newspaper Srry for the experience tho

noisebox 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 16:56

Should have wacked him with your crutch....

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:28

I would've beat his ass with my crutches

blahmemeblah 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:50

Dude if I was you I would of shoved those crutches so far up somewhere where he would cry with pain. And I'm talking about the side where you put your arms on.