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By News-print Face Kate - 18/07/2012 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

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By myleghurts - 12/11/2012 06:50 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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Freakout!

By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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theslimshadylp 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:54

Whoa what a dick. Take those crutches and shove it where the sun don't shine on that douche.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 18 July 2012 22:57

What a dick. Who cares if you were on crutches? That's ******' rude, any way you look at it.

Comments

SamanthaCassieL 10

Wednesday 18 July 2012 23:59

I wouldn't have continued to move. If he wants to be rude, he shouldn't to people that can make him late for his stop. Sit your as back down and tell him to crawl over, and after he "accidentally" gets hit in the face with your crutches, you pipe up "yeah watch out for those, they just jump right out at yah" and laugh.

totalnewbeeee 1

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:02

Even if he didn't notice he's still a jerk

demonwolfmaster 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:04

Ya i know this one far to well sadly and a few others an old lady beat the shit out of my shins for mocking and following her around a store when i was doing no such thing i have a bad back that some times forces me to walk like an old lady and the following around the store two areas the same the same i nearly was banned from the store for it.. got to love people now a days

janerose21 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:18

what goes around comes around!!

janerose21 3

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:20

what goes around comes around!!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:24

That's Ludacris! saying "Move Bitch (Get Out the Way)"!

bjf10 22

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:25

From the description of the douche-baggery I'm surprised you aren't in New York...

outoftown 26

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:52

Get well soon, OP. Don't let the bastards get you down (literally and figuratively). Best of luck when you have to travel during rush hour!

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:59

Some people can be so ******* rude. I feel your pain, I'm currently on crutches too from a sprained ankle and it isn't easy to move, it hruts, and if you try to move too fast you can fall and reinjure yourself. I hope you didn't fall when he smacked you and that whatever is wrong heals soon so you cn walk normally again.