By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, a month after my 21st birthday, I received my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the birthday because I was hammered. However, I called my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me, had Chlamydia. FML
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Sparkiee93 3

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. You won't get sick if you cover your dick. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey. Don't be silly, cover your willy. Before you attack her wrap your whacker. Don't be a loner cover your boner. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT

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Babushka_Homyak 10

That is ****** up. Get new friends.

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Sparkiee93 3

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. You won't get sick if you cover your dick. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey. Don't be silly, cover your willy. Before you attack her wrap your whacker. Don't be a loner cover your boner. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT

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traze 7

Ah...I guess use protection is the point of this set of rhymes.

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Mortanious 0

I say you're lucky. Chlamydia is the least of your worries from a stripper, just take your azithromycin for 2 weeks and it's over. Thank your Gods she didn't have herpes or HIV.

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DocBastard 38

Actually it's typically treated with a single dose of azithromycin.

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wiggs5 0

um don't get hammered and mess around with strippers? :)

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skyeyez9 24

I thought guys couldn't have sex when extremely intoxicated, cause alcohol prevents you from "getting it up?"

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BIGshooter 2

" whiskey dick" can be conquered if the girl is really talented in her seduction technique, and has a lot of patients.

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supertacowaffle 41

if it's stimulated it shouldn't be a problem

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Buffalo1981 0

there is a shot for the clap and an ass whoppin for your friends

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boopityboppity 11

Edit: You never saw this. *Waves hands eerily*

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boopityboppity 11

Edit: Take two of replying to a different comment ended in similar results. I will make a note of this.

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Mokiikom_fml 8

Edit: Weird, I posted a comment in response to #23, dunno why it's showing up here too. O_o

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mintcar 9

How lovely for you and the stripper.

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CaptainJ1000 1

it's not just the way it feels, but the way it smells that gets u...

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boopityboppity 11

I'm confused as to the point of this comment.

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mintcar 9

How lovely for you and the stripper.

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