By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:59 - United States

Spicy
Today, a month after my 21st birthday, I received my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the birthday because I was hammered. However, I called my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me, had Chlamydia. FML
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Sparkiee93 3

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. You won't get sick if you cover your dick. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey. Don't be silly, cover your willy. Before you attack her wrap your whacker. Don't be a loner cover your boner. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WRAP IT JUST GO HOME AND WHACK IT

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Babushka_Homyak 10

That is ****** up. Get new friends.

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dougierocks 13

hey, it's only been a month... just hope there aren't any more surprises in your future!

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mendoza2909 1

Poor guy, your sex life is completely ruined.... FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS. Stop being a bitch, and go to the doctor, he'll give you a prescription and you take it the same day. Done. (Obviously I've had it as well, its a burden being so handsome) Your friends are awesome tho.

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sallen0046 4

You're a total idiot. A stripper that has any kind of sex with you for money is not a stripper, she's a hooker. You had sex with someone you didn't know. Your fault. You had sex with someone your friends paid to screw you. Your fault. You had unprotected sex not just with someone you didn't know, but with a hooker. Your fault. You deserve to have something that can't be cleared up with an antibiotic. It's people like you that are the reason these diseases are so prevalent.

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blondeandhot 0

then get a different stripper, check my profile TEXT DONT CALL I only get paid in singles and have unlimited text

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lordlekal 17

#23,Guys can still get it up, just makes it much more difficult.

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Shinygirlnz 1

You're an idiot. Get some antibiotics and learn to take some personal responsibility. And your friends sound like tools, which makes me wonder why you're hanging out with them. Are you just as bad? Grow up. Curb your drinking, moron.

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shuzuko 2

Oh for ****'s sake it was his 21st. Where do you get the idea that he drinks like this all the time? I'm 23 years old and have been blackout drunk twice: once, in high school before I knew my tolerance, and on my 21st birthday. It's basically tradition to drink to near-alcohol poisoning- most people just make sure they do it with friends they can actually trust, unlike this idiot.

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sallen0046 4

Yes, of course. You're absolutely right. It's completely acceptable to get "black out drunk" and have unprotected sex with hookers as long as it's on your 21st birthday. You can't possibly be this ignorant.

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AwesomerThanYou 0

WTF - Stripper, honestly? Society has gone down to practically nothing nowadays. What a shame. SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A STRIPPER! Juss Sayin.

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Sly_Assassin 11

How did he take advantage if he was extremely drunk to the point he didnt even remember that night?

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