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By psychedout - 10/08/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

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By snoooore - 31/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

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By in pain and tardy - 11/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML

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By royalscenery - 27/10/2010 21:58 - Canada

Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML

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Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:33

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahh, you're the kind of person I fear achieving a medical degree. ...You DO know you're allowed to read (and pay attention to) the case files...right?

juche 3

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:57

Wow, next time, read the patient's chart before going to meet with him. If we nursing students can do it, surely you medical students can do it too.

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thecryingpotato 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:59

man you are a bitch this is why i hate psychiatrists. they think they know everything

dcstream 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:20

YDI For not being a ******* psychic and knowing he has Narcolepsy. I mean, it's totally normal for people to ask, "Hey, do you have a medical condition that will stop you from attending an appointment?" Now that I completely over-analyzed this situation and jumped to conclusions, I'm going to give you a long list of vile insults.

derriduh 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:23

No one is expecting him to be a psychic. What I do expect however, is a certain level of professionalism from someone studying to be a DOCTOR. YDI for being an unprofessional ass.

wheretonow 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:57

Oh god, this is my favorite part of FML. You screwed up, it was funny, and now we get to read about it. I can almost promise you that the end of the world will not be the result of ban puns. Thank you for being "an unprofessional ass." YDI

lnf9ohfour 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:23

i decided to read the comments in hope of finding out what narcolepsy is, but i guess im the only one who doesnt know.. oh well, off to urbandictionary.com i go!

toughluck08 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:30

narcolepsy is a chronic sleep disorder. if you didn't know before, use context clues and/or google. welcome to the 21st century.

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:14

You're going to urbandictionary for that? Do you do all your research there? I'm not sure what earthly reason you would have had to think that "narcolepsy" was some kind of slang term. I really, really hope you learn about this new thing called "google" in the near future.

jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:29

Narcolepsy is horrible. It causes people to fall asleep at random times in the day. They might even be driving and doze off. But seriously dude, psychiatric patients are the last people you want to be judging. YDI