Miscellaneous: Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower...

By Ina - 22/03/2009 09:52 - France

Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one of the lenses of my glasses. FML

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Ansleeee 8

Monday 27 June 2016 18:10

imagine if it was a penny

buckdharma 37

Monday 27 June 2016 18:19

Just think, it could've been a Atomic Fireball. Lucky for you it was probably a Milk Dud.

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wow2mylife 25

Monday 27 June 2016 19:52

need a follow up of which candy

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 28 June 2016 7:33

It's seven years ago lol.

wow2mylife 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:22

lol I just noticed the 22nd and didn't read the year or month

mynoch 7

Monday 27 June 2016 20:00

On the bright side, It broke you glasses' frame, not your frame.

Cdwoods 20

Monday 27 June 2016 20:03

damn dude, what are the odds of something like that happening?

Grisha_fml 18

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:22

100% for this person

sturschaedel 27

Monday 27 June 2016 20:04

The glasses protected your eyes. Imagine how your eye would hurt without them. Still sucks though.

KingSquisher 13

Monday 27 June 2016 20:56

Oh, sorry about that. Just wanted to see how long it would take to hit the ground.

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:39

Love your sense of humor LOL.

sherri_baby88 36

Monday 27 June 2016 22:05

On the bright side, you got a piece of candy and you didn't die. Plus you saw the Eiffel tower. All considered, I'd say you had a good day! :-)

LARC_UoGuelph 8

Monday 27 June 2016 23:19

Was the candy one of those rockets?

brenton490 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:24

Who needs death be snu snu when you can have death by candy!!

TheGamerXYZ 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:50

Doesn't matter, free food. jk

Oppression_fml 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:56

I feel for you but you were very lucky to walk out with a broken lense

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