By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
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gc327072 30

11- no, only if she got raped. But she didn't, and now knows to watch out.

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S182 15

So.... I'm assuming by the sequence of events given that you did not put a shirt on before looking outside. Niiiiiice....

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I hope you lock up really well tonight, OP. Try going to the police.

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saIty 17

That monster! Did he really think the show was free?

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gc327072 30

I know I'm gonna get thumbed down for this, but good one! Actually made me laugh out loud.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Hold on, I'm confused. Did he mean the OP looked hot, or was he talking about himself? I can't tell if OP means those were his exact words or if he was talking about her. I'm probably just having an idiot moment but could someone clarify for me? edit: Nevermind, the quotation marks were removed. I understand now.

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Deeznutzhairy 7

Touché :o . But I'm pretty sure that guy wasn't wearing a bra . :p

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Zomg_Okay 26

24 - You never know. :o 61 - Thanks, 61. At first, the "I look hot in a bra" bit had quotation marks, which is why I was confused.

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Mearemoi 14

Wow, that's really, really creepy. Especially since he knew your phone number.

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walmartpaysme 15

Maybe it was a friend who decided to scare the crap out of her? If so, I think it worked.

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jrjmoon 7

id say it was just someone messibg with her, my first thlight was how would somone know her number.... i bet it wad just a friebd or five having a laugh but none the less op you should look into it

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walmartpaysme 15

So... 94, you felt the need to basically repeat what I said? At least TRY to make it readable.

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blahblah0392 7

Funny how he knew your number

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Shrike 23

More like creepy as hell, but hey, everyone and their mom list all their personal info on the internet these days.

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Shrike 23

Yeah, it's slang to emphasize the "everyone" part. It's a pretty popular saying in the UK, where you claim to live.

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Welshite 39

Where I'm from it's "everyone and their dog." That's my bit of useless information.

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j_cat187 19

37 That's funny because my mom and grandma use that saying and their from California.

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ShyAnn29 14

60, that's the saying I've heard before.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Little late for this thread, but where I'm from people say "Everybody and their brother." Haha.

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Lucious306 7

I'd get an guard dog or something. Not cool at all

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GypsyRover 0

Get a lion. "nobody messes with the king of the ******* jungle!"

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Pogox 5

A guard dog, dumbass. Not an. Very basic rule of the English language.

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ShyAnn29 14

136, I'm sure it was a typo, I don't get why grammar is such a big deal on here, I mean, if it's understandable, then it shouldn't be such a big deal.

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