Miscellaneous: Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted...

By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Love is love

By o___O" - 10/05/2013 20:11 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By Greig - 22/05/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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Asshat

By mcds2 - 18/03/2013 08:28 - United States

Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML

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jkmartinjk 16

Monday 20 August 2012 18:59

Should've played along!!

sleephunters 8

Monday 20 August 2012 19:01

You probably met him on Chatroulette and don't remember. Awkward.

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kriz_allizwell 6

Tuesday 21 August 2012 12:48

"wait a minute, mister...wanna make me remember you, as the guy I had coffee with today?"

mollymayan 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 13:45

You should have went with it.

fwongraven 10

Tuesday 21 August 2012 16:40

Not to be paranoid but I think that's actually a rape/abduction tactic - a guy walks up to you smiling, pretends he's known you all his life and counts on you to be too polite not to go along with it. I'd say just think of it as you got away safe.

FA1LUR3 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 22:43

Ouuuch… next time play along!!

sasha_is_my_name 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 23:53

White lies never hurt anybody...

emmakal 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 8:10

If he was the most gorgeous person you have ever seen howdid you forget him!?

karmaababyy 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:38

Never hurts to play along and flirt your way back up.

ZetaBarrie 5

Friday 24 August 2012 0:31

Yeah I would have just said, " I'm surprised you still remember me!"

ohjoy15 33

Friday 24 August 2012 19:51

Wouldn't normal people just laugh and tell you who they are/how you met if you didn't remember? To jog your memory and start a conversation? I've never seen someone just walk away and sulk when you don't recognize them. You were probably pranked, not your fault OP.