By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
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A07 48

That's it then, there's no other way, you'll just have to burn the house down now.

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kitty54321 18

You didn't find out by trying to cuddle it did you!???!? Uggggggghh.

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superspooky 13

I have seriously bad arachnophobia so if that were me I probably would've passed out from a massive panic attack and ended up in the hospital. I feel your pain, OP.

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wickedhyype 17

Even spiders want cuddle sometimes...

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Attacksloth 33

They are actually really timid creatures. At a science exhibit I got to hold one and kiss one. Cute furry little buggers. Although I understand how people find them creepy.

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corky1992 33

You kissed one?! You must not be afraid of them lol.

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Attacksloth 33

Actually, I was. A series of exposure therapy helped me overcome it, lol

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itsalanis 25

I'm scared of some spiders, but not the big ones like tarantulas or the irresistably cute jumping spider. I'm a selective arachnaphobe.

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sturschaedel 27

Put it on craigslist: "Pet tarantula for free. Loves to cuddle. Must catch it yourself. Cardboard box for transport can be provided it needed."

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SPN_lover666 27

See if you can make it go into a shoe box or something and put it outside, far away from your house.

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LegionRapier61 8

Why do you have a stuffed animal collection?...

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SPN_lover666 27

It doesn't say how old OP is. She could be a young teenager or she might just like collecting stuffed animals. I still have a stuffed animal collection and I am 24. You going to make fun of me for having them?

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spikeytwister 13

Why do you have a negative votes collection?

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

tarantulas are way cute though! or tasty. fry it in oil and munch away

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corky1992 33

They are so NOT cute lol.

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I_Bite 22

I think they're beautiful. I'd love a pet tarantula! My housemates won't let me have one

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corky1992 33

Oh god! Where do you live to find a spider that big in your house??? I probably would have had a heart attack.

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SPN_lover666 27

OP lives in Texas. There are huge spiders and scorpions there

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nakros 17

And snakes, can't forget the snakes

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SPN_lover666 27

#38, true. Everything is bigger in Texas.

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