Transportation: Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw... - FML

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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daniel1_1 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:59

Spit on him.

ComTlancy 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:01

That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?

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marinus_fml 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:08

What a silly name. Who calls their kid hideous?

Ionodemon1995 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:30

Ahahahaha I got it...

Miss_Birthday 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:15

Waaah Waaah. Its a guy on the bus, not everyone in the world thinks you're beautiful. Plus if he's a stranger, why would it matter? Unless he was attractive or you knew him, it shouldn't have affected you. The soda thing just showed how crazy he was. Stop whining, he didn't mean anything in your life.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:19

Obviously you've /never/ experienced undeserved public humiliarion under innocent intentions.

KatrinaKitten 16

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:21

humiliation*

AFwifeKern 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:18

Sucks to be u

minidinosaurgoes 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:18

Falcon Punch him upside the head

dayrin7 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:20

dont listen to him he's prolly a bum on drugs. theirs always weird ppl on the bus!

instantaction 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:20

ouch

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:23

hit ' em in the shin hit ' em in the head hit ' em again that critter ain't dead do it op

fenfen16 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:26

completely misread that as 'sofa'!! haha

DKjazz 20

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:13

"Say, is this seat taken?" "I GOT A SEAT FOR YOU, ************!" *throws sofa at OP*

smurfsarwales 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:17

dude I always bring my sofa on the bus :p tje bus seats are so uncomfy coated to my sofa :D

HannahLouise96 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:35

You should have told him you were disfigured in an accident which also left you unable to stand for long periods of time.

niki74_fml 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:37

what soda was it? Coke means your blindingly hideous, Sprite means you are hideous, Orange soda means your ight and cream soda means beautiful, and soda means you are insanely beautiful. it was probably Coke. :)

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