Transportation: Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw...

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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daniel1_1 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:59

Spit on him.

ComTlancy 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:01

That is soda-pressing......c way I did thar?

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nicolalau 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:06

he's on his period.. no ones ugly dww :)

Ninja_assassinXD 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:08

is this normal for u?!?

kaoriblossom 8

Monday 11 July 2011 2:42

Seriously, 'cause if I was OP that man would be six-feet under by now...

bwenduh45 7

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:13

Maybe it was a bad day for him,either that or he's a total douche.

imtheboctilian 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:21

you must be really ugly

swasticop 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:22

YDI for trying to sit next to the Beautiful People's Club wannabe

Salvikidd 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:28

i don't see a problem, it happens alot

annihil8or 15

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:39

Beat the $#&@ outta them and they'll be even more "hideous". Or just call them "fugly", it's a better insult

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:41

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Jonnie_effed_up 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:45

Hey, you got a free soda out of it! ...lucky bitch!

hateevryone 14

Sunday 10 July 2011 18:59

the world is full of insane people. smh

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Same thing different taste

I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

WTF? FML!

Broke

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