Health: Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners...

By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By cmzraxsn - 11/12/2010 19:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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bjr1208 3

Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Damn trains come out of nowhere

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

+100 for the kindergarteners

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HEADSTRONG1994 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:46

Wow you're lucky to be alive... You know what I don't understand is why people feel the need to over dramatize stuff like this. It's absolutely ridiculous to complain about little kids bumping into you.

figegirl98 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:22

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Gtfofml 2

Monday 13 February 2012 22:40

At first I was like :O but then I was like :D

smileycupcake62 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 3:08

isn't that better than you know, the huge kind of train??

MrClouds 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 5:25

And you lived to tell the tale!

mms12x 0

Monday 27 February 2012 7:34

You like trains wwwhhhheeeeeeeeewwww

Aquila_Umbrae 26

Thursday 24 July 2014 8:22

Your story is a real train wreck.

mewtwonow 24

Monday 28 December 2015 6:03

I like trains

sarahcroy20 12

Thursday 10 December 2020 20:51

How could you not see that coming?

peterblack67 9

Wednesday 3 March 2021 0:16

I just can't imagine how you could not see that coming.

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