Health: Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners...

By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By future teacher - 09/07/2015 06:21 - Paraguay - Fernando De La Mora

Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML

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By bkeiya - 08/04/2009 12:49 - Japan

Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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The tourist

By Sam - 09/02/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally replied, "Yeth ma'am." She ended the tour right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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Run run run

By cmzraxsn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 07:22 - Germany

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

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bjr1208 3

Monday 6 February 2012 8:37

Damn trains come out of nowhere

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Monday 6 February 2012 8:38

+100 for the kindergarteners

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day624 14

Monday 6 February 2012 22:16

So this train was going how fast? And your brain was going how fast?

upsidedownfrownn 5

Monday 6 February 2012 23:32

Hey, not as bad as a real train

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:14

YDI... seriously how could you not see it?

AmongstTheFaces 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:03

Damn, those trains must go fast!

drizzle123 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:29

Quit bitching and get outta the way then

UnleashedKilla1 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:33

This is why I left Vietnam! Haha, jk

tobin22 9

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:53

The suspense that was niceee

blegehlehgleh 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 7:54

This made my day, all I can imagine is a grown man slowly getting sucked into a crowd of children..."nooooooooooooo!"

hova2512 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 8:53

-_-

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 10:34

A mini-train? That's really not so bad when you consider the alternative...

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