By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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JenniferTheDark 0

Hey, have you heard of the "I like trains" kid? He's pretty cool, but there might be somethin' wrong with him...

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perdix 29

Didn't the train see the Oblivious Idiot Crossing Ahead sign?

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Incredible_92 11

Maybe OP was tied to the tiny train tracks by tiny ropes?

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2O12 6

When I read the first sentence, my mouth was open in shock. Then I read the rest of the FML and I was like -___-

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Nicely put haha

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amanda_447 0

At first, I felt bad for you... And then I finished reading. Then I wondered, "How does that even happen?"

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Webslinger66 10

How does it even get posted on FML. I have posted gold here and it gets rejected

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Not many people survive being hit by a train, no matter what the size. Congratulations, you just started the next Final Destination movie.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure.

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