Work: Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said,...

By morenita27 - 21/12/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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They'll have anyone these days

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 23:00

Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML

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By heretoserve - 27/09/2014 04:22 - United States - Winchester

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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Wait, what?

By HereToLaughAtU - 18/11/2014 04:16 - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was ringing up a woman at work. I saw she'd bought a birthday cake, so I smiled and said I hoped whoever it was for has a happy birthday. She looked at me in disgust, told me to mind my own business, then called me a "chucklefuck bitch." Okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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Psychotic_EGG 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:51

ugh. I hate ignorant people.

MagicMushrooms 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:55

Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.

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Zezzy777 0

Friday 23 September 2011 1:11

The 2345 people who put "deserved it" must be as retarded as the chick

_funny_comment_ 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 21:44

guess she just dozen't get it

Batman846 0

Monday 24 October 2011 21:20

Lmfao!!! Is she a 5th grader??!?!!!!

Ericka201224 2

Monday 21 November 2011 20:57

well u can tell she didnt go to 2nd grade...

kpopfanatic93 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 2:26

How much does she think a dozen is?

pinter_boy 3

Friday 27 February 2015 20:48

13 is a bakers dozen

WarriorSeaOtter 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:07

Ughhhhhh DERP?????

h8rs_get_at_me 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:45

maybe she thought baker's dozen?

Rokyre 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 19:05

stupid bitches these days

hewro_failure 11

Thursday 15 March 2012 20:07

That is not ignorance that's just stupidity ... Learn the difference people

courk94 6

Monday 26 March 2012 17:21

Technically she's right. Ever heard the term "a Baker's Dozen" ? I'm guessing you work in some kind of Bakery of some sort. A Baker's Dozen is 13, not 12 . Not trying to sound like a smart ass jst thought I'd point that out (: