Animals: Today, after 2 weeks of hard work in the heat planting a garden,...

By Completely Fed Up - 20/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Spokane

Today, after 2 weeks of hard work in the heat planting a garden, just as I thought the most stressful part was over, my wife's mother comes over and brings a huge dog. She then threw a tennis ball for the dog into my freshly seeded garden multiple times, completely destroying most of it. FML

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By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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Justice for Doggy Boy the dog!

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 16:01

Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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Vandals

By Interpid traveler - 07/09/2021 05:01

Today, I was woken up by my wife calling the police because our garden had been ransacked during the night. A whole row of houses has had their plants uprooted, greenhouses broken into and garden tools stolen. The cops haven't found any leads and I feel terrible for my wife, who poured her heart and soul into that garden. FML

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All over the place

By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I got super psyched up about a landscaping project my wife denied last year that she's finally game for, which will both fix a water leak into the house, and make our backyard look amazing. I took a week of PTO, then 20 minutes later my wife called to tell me a tree in our back yard fell over. We're also probably getting divorced. FML

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Green fingers

By Pauline - 26/10/2024 03:00 - Canada

Today, three weeks after I finally tried my hand at gardening by planting a bunch of herbs and was so proud of my work, I found out that I had actually been watering weeds this whole time. My herbs were actually the things I was trying to eliminate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2014 02:46 - United States

Today, I finished building a porch I've worked hard on for the past 2 weeks, and I was very proud on how amazing it turned out. Within 20 minutes of it being completed, my pregnant dog decided to crawl underneath it to have her puppies. I had to take half the porch apart to get to her and them. FML

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Get off my lawn!

By control your mutt! - 23/02/2022 22:00

Today, tired of people letting their dogs crap in my yard, I sprinkled an assortment of crushed peppers around my lawn as a deterrent. One dog went to do its business and had some sort of allergic reaction. Now its bitchy owner is threatening to sue me, and tried to have her daughter kick my ass. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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marcus903 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:24

Kick her out since she has no respect for others people.

MegaExplosives 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:31

make her replant everything

Comments

straymondar 10

Thursday 21 April 2016 14:58

Take a shovel and smack the old bitch

trucker2 33

Thursday 21 April 2016 15:04

Toss her keys to her- tell her she's over stayed her welcome.

nightstalker94 18

Thursday 21 April 2016 15:34

Or be a man and not tend to a garden and instead drink beer and eat bacon.

revolvearoundme 15

Thursday 21 April 2016 15:39

FYL. With a touch of YDI. I'm guessing you forgot the most important part of a garden. Signs that let people know you will light them on fire and roast your vegetables on their corpses. Best thing to do would probably let them sprout, maybe grow till you know what is what and transplant them back where they belong. After putting up violent signs.

mackdeezy 22

Thursday 21 April 2016 16:05

I love how you said "my wife's mother" Theres definitely dome history here.

thisguy22 33

Thursday 21 April 2016 16:13

Decomposing corpses make good fertilizer... Just sayin'...

SoBeSatan 22

Thursday 21 April 2016 16:31

Wow. What complete disregard for your property. Sad part is, it wasn't the dogs fault.

zeffra13 31

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:14

Wait, freshly seeded? Not planted? Water after & it should be fine. They might not grow exactly where you wanted but can move the sprouts around. I'm guessing your MIL didn't realize it was anything but a dirt patch.