By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 14:41 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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Jeffo193 13

If she's pregnant, you're going to be doing a lot of this stuff. A friend of mine craved pickled gerkhins (dill pickles) dipped in ice cream when she was pregnant, and burst into tears when she smelled a bad smell...

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CrazyManNo9 29

Mine freaked out because I forgot to bring home milk. It happens. Enjoy the hell out of it, and I am serious. There is nothing more wonderful!

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sesor 7

That's awesome, I hope you made her the ham steak :)

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yoloteddy 3

Don't sleep with a pregnant women... omfg ewww

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LadySigyn 17

From what Ive been told, sex during pregnancy is quite pleasurable. and you, mister 'yoloteddy' are clearly underage or still a virgin (or both.) so keep your dumb opinions to yourself please.

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DeBoss 8

Enjoy it.. Lots of laugh when it's over.. :) And it's kinda sweet anyway - right?

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FML_14u2c 14

Pregnant girlfriend? I'm waiting for the shotgun wedding.

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NewFire911 5

Yeah, it's safer to just do what she asks, and also, when you give her your ham, tell her she's pretty and if it weren't for her beautiful pregnant glow, you wouldnt be able to tell she's pregnant.

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simoncat 11

Why doesn't anyone wait to be married before having kids any more?

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spliit_fml 8

Make her the ham steak she's not in control of her mood swings nor her cravings.

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