By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 14:41 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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Jeffo193 13

If she's pregnant, you're going to be doing a lot of this stuff. A friend of mine craved pickled gerkhins (dill pickles) dipped in ice cream when she was pregnant, and burst into tears when she smelled a bad smell...

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gavo 8

eeehhhh??!! ohhhh pregnant, it all makes sense

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BadLuckDude12345 14

Well did you make her a ham steak????

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sugarbear0727 19

I'm pregnant, and I still do most of the things that need done by myself. I don't like asking for help, but when I need it, I will. My boyfriend is worried that I'll push myself too hard, and its understandable. Once my doctor tells me to stop doing what I've been doing, I will.

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sexstorys 8

Don't blame her she is gonna have cravings being prego

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bossxxlady 5

Lol I'd just laugh it off. You probably thought something was wrong at first and then after she begs you to make her steak whole sobbing about it how could u not laugh, at least with a little relief

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Rammer3500 23

When are you going to learn?

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Masift 21

oh pregnancy! The most ****** up time for a woman's body and brain in her entire life. Seeing as this is an older post, i hope her pregnancy went well and that you have a healthy child. too late to say congratulations?? :D

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ChoolyBooly 32

Happens Man..,pregnancy makes us females a bit crazy...l

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