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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

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Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

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AnnaBanana223 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:50

If the clay mask turned them green, I really doubt those are regular pimples.

ashleynonymous 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:57

Perfectly clear face for 22 years, then green zits? Sounds more like some kind of rare disease to me. Still really gross, fyl.

Misguided_Ghost 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:48

not everybody has perfect skin; don't feel so bad, I hate those days too.

looloogirl 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:57

suck it up bimbo, your life isnt ****** at all, youve had perfect skin for 22 years.

crazies2010 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:42

that's nasty

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:19

Wtf? I've never heard of green zits...Well, guess you don't have perfect skin anymore; now you're just like the rest of us.

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:17

Dude... everyone knows you NEVER try a new product right before an important day because you never know how you might react to it!

emo_devon 11

Friday 19 February 2010 10:09

D: that doesn't sound too good

s_bloodnozzle_iz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 2:24

get a lavender concealer (you'll find it) then put your normal concealer over that. the purple cancels out green. ice shinks (but doesnot rid of your) zits. and for red pimples a green concealer. it cancel out red.