Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
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baf_fml 0

You don't have to do that shit to get ready for a party. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. This stuff isn't going to help you in that realm.

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Stupidpeople 0

Just pretend to be really embarrased all night.....

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baf_fml 0

You don't have to do that shit to get ready for a party. If you're hot you're hot, if you're not you're not. This stuff isn't going to help you in that realm.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Agreed, you always do that harsh stuff the day before!

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The_Pleb 0

No need for stuff like this girls... Just wear a damn bunny outfit thats sexy as sex O and remember to have a mini mini skirt of course And to finish off hop and clap your hands like your over excited,,,,,,,,,,,,Cute as pineapple Remember i take everyones appreciation to heart

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crazytoaster 2

Looking forward to a party for months? So WHOLE months go by without anything exciting happening in your life?

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gress269 4

How would you know she did nothing for months... jerk...

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helennaa 0

That's terrible. You must have done something wrong...

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BeeSkwaird 0

Or maybe waited 30 seconds before freaking out, instead of 30 minutes. Give your skin some time to chill out; you'll be fine.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

So the usual thing a girl should to before going to a party is remove the skin off her face? YDI

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ParaplegicPony 0

If that's usual, then girls try WAY to hard.

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ddrluna 2

It's not. No sane woman I know bothers with all of that shit.

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T1A2Z3 34

I would say: take a shower, put on clothes (maybe nice ones) brush your hair and go.

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Stupidpeople 0

Just pretend to be really embarrased all night.....

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Now that's deep cleansing! I wouldn't stress about it. After all, beauty is only a light switch away.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

A light switch...and a few drinks away...

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aback 4

Never try something new before an event. But you know that now.

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dacho 7

You did all the usual things a girl should do? I don't see you mentioning making a goddamn sandwich.

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Ilikeurfmls 13

Because you can get off your butt and do it yourself! >.>

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_krystallynn_ 11

Hi. Go **** yourself. I hate sexist bastards like you...

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natpewpew 0

Always check the expiry date! And always buy products you know and only have read/heard about them :D Ps: And of course, always as the assistants. They've saved my skin and life from horrible mistakes quite a few times now

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