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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

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JohnyF 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:09

well... u can say to him that that's what happens when u fall in love. kinda hormonic

scene13 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:17

me 2. i only have one. but it sucks

Gucci_Girl 2

Monday 15 February 2010 0:18

Pop

regionrat 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:43

Lawl. About time it happens to a bitch with "perfect" skin. I can't get rid of my shitty skin, and you know I'd kill for ONE day of perfect skin, and then some whiny bitch complains about one day of bad skin. Pffffft.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 February 2010 0:55

Because all girls with perfect skin are bitches? Your comment reeks of jealousy. "About time it happens to a bitch with 'perfect' skin". Nobody has "perfect" skin, you know. My skin's clear and acne free, but it's oily as hell and not soft. Don't hate on other girls 'cuz they have what you don't. Although, you CAN hate on OP for being so whiny about one day of bad skin.

looloogirl 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:01

r'amen to that #62 i wash my face 3x a day and my pimples STILL WONT GO AWAY. Boo hoo OP, i feel sooooooo sorry for you

HaileyBeth16 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:27

Uhmm I don't think #62 is jealous....stuff like that just gets annoying..(kinda like skinny girls calling themselves fat).there's probably a lot worse stuff that couldve happen to OP. It's just a little acne. No big deal....