Valentine's slay, Broken and Love: Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch...

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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother and his girlfriend got married. I got a pretty bad pimple on my nose not long before, and I'd tried to pop it. It turned into a really bad scab instead, so I put makeup on it. I didn't notice until after the wedding that the makeup made the scab look badly infected. FML

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By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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Living for the weekend

By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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Sindyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:02

That sucks. :/ I hope you find a way to fix it. By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:22

How angry were they? Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

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chloe_luv_ya 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:15

say ur sick

texasmadeG 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:15

damn bitch stop exaggeratin!! lol however u spell it:P

ceedelina 2

Monday 15 February 2010 2:23

sighs that's just bad luck..on valentines day too out of all the other days ): i totally understand

smithy0989 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:35

if you put out, he won't be looking at your nose

colinwis 3

Monday 15 February 2010 2:48

I was watchin Dr.Oz and he said for zits u should take a netal and prick them with the tip of it

ajallday 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:21

GREEN?! I've struggled with acne for years and I have never had a green zit. You might want to get that checked out..

ravensunnyd 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:30

have you heard of makup

_microwaveable_ 0

Monday 15 February 2010 3:45

Well, it's not an earth shattering tragedy, but that would suck. Plus it sounds kinda gross.

whataloadofbull 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:26

10 out of 10 dermatologists also say that burning a dumbass's skin in the same fashion also gets rid of any pigmentation or skin disorders... Want me to try it on you?