Do you see the disconnect between you only using your oven to heat up frozen pizza, and giving people advice on the optimum operating technique? That's like telling someone how to drive a car based on the fact that you sit in yours in the garage and just listen to the radio.

its allright, i bet your man wont be mad... i would have been charmed by that story. did it still tasted good and crunchy?

Why would you hide something in the oven...?

It could be his favorite food and she doesn't make it very often so it would be special. Or it could be a really good selection of ground meat, or some different meat than usual.

How old are you

My sister has to practice her ******** on me because her bf complained to my mom

Alright guys, it was me. To clarify, my oven doesn't run on BICs. I was preoccupied with the meatloaf. It was special because it was tasty, not because of the huge amounts of LSD I put in it. I hide the cake in the oven so my toddler won't get into it. And the cake didn't turn out that bad. I had spelled out "happy birthday" with leftover Halloween candy, and the m&m's cooked to perfection.

One of my uni flatmates hid her ***** in the oven when her mother came to visit (don't ask me why, I don't know). I switched the oven on to preheat it and only found the ***** when I went to put the tray in. It had been lying on a wire shelf, so blobs of plastic had melted through and started dripping down. When i pulled it off the rack the molten bits curved and stretched out before cooling and hardening again. It ended up as a crazy-assed, ridged, spined, wicked looking thing that would have scared H R Giger. My flatmate insisted on having back. Respect...

ouch. have fun cleaning that up.

your oven takes 30 minutes to heat up??