By AwkCockBlock - 07/03/2016 00:17 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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AwkCockBlock 6

OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.

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FueledByFate 24

I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!

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hilfiger_fml 5

So. Many. Questions. Aargh! :-/ I get that it is sometimes funny to post ones fml's using quirky wording, but this just has too few words.

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militarybrat 21

Sometimes its more embarrassing to do so. I know from experience. If my friend ever knew i was awake, even 11 years later she would have been so embarrassed.

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Reality_bites 14

Three in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over"....

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slyde32 12

there was actually four in the bed according to op's reply

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Sikki_Nixx 0

You need to learn how to be a team player

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flyybyy 3

Hope you at least provided the condom, don't want sticky sheets

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Crawyz 11

Now that's some next level friend zoning

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