By AwkCockBlock - 07/03/2016 00:17 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, after 6 months of university, sex was finally had in my bed. Unfortunately, I had no part in it, though I was in the bed while it happened. FML
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AwkCockBlock 6

OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.

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Top comments

FueledByFate 24

I'm so sorry OP! You'll find the right one eventually. Burn those sheets though!

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Comments

aliciousness116 16

Gee that must've sucked.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

The couple may not have been as liberal and "friendly" as you... Lol

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Xynie 20

They did use OP bed while they were on it so they just might be

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Xandrick 22

Okay uhm... It's your bed. Sex was being had in it while you were not partaking. And you were in it. I have several questions...

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Jessika706 14

Lol. Did u pretend to be asleep or were u awkwardly starring??

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ImagineCrazy 27

I have a feeling it was your cat or dog

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obewonstrangeone 18

It's possible, but considering OP said he was at university, I don't think it would be a pet. At least not a cat or dog... Perhaps bunnies? Guinea pigs?

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PePziNL 20

Rhino's? Horses? T-rexes?

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rattyrayvn 21

I will never understand what possesses people to have sex while someone else is in the room. Especially if they're trying to sleep.

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tomvertigo 17

Seems like it's normal practice in college these days.

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tomvertigo 17

Sounds to me you were invited to a multi-car pile up but decided not to drive!

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TheNewGuy03 28

How in the **** does this happen? OP, get back here and start talking!

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