Intimacy: Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I...

By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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You deserved it 9 317

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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You deserved it 267

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 6 008

Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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You deserved it 38 283

We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 136

No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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You deserved it 8 032

Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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You deserved it 5 625

Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 218

By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 7 087

SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:32

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

zerkabaius 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:33

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

Comments

Aish_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:31

Bahahahahahahhaaa! #100 made my day.

uj_fml 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:58

Just because everyone elses first time sucked, doesn't mean theirs had to. Some people practice, some people are just good at sex. And to the FML, that is really sucky.

ultravioletlight 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 8:59

OP: Most peoples' are. He's in for a nasty shock. You're better off without him. Everyone else: Btw, not everyone has a terrible first-time experience. And if you haven't got any experience to go by, then it might well seem mind-blowing.

guinevere 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:00

Sounds like that guy is going to be having a lot of disappointing sexual experiences in his life.

dreaaathomas 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:02

there's no way OP had an ****** the first time she had sex!

tranekfny 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:31

how can it be "mind blowing" the first time?

RavishMe77 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:48

Give her a break. Just because some of your first times weren't that great doesn't mean she's not allowed to feel that hers was mindblowing. It's not like it's been scientifically proven that first time sex can't be that good or that girls can't climax on their first time. It's unlikely, yes, but not impossible. And OP, that really sucks.

Poochie22 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:52

U will find the right one.

antwar23 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:02

sounds like he's a bitchass, look for a real man

CrystavielLinden 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:07

A first time can be mind blowing ya big meanies! I hate to say it though, I have the feelingthat he was just trying to get laid, and after he did that's why he broke up with you. Besides, no one really has a great "O face".