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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 19:26

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

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You deserved it 33 034

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By bluesox4 - 06/02/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 281

You deserved it 4 123

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 797

You deserved it 2 193

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By I’m not like other guys! - 24/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 453

You deserved it 101

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By Bipolargal - 03/03/2023 22:00

Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 966

You deserved it 266

Toxic

By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 23:01

Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 658

You deserved it 171

By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 13:27 - United States

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 415

You deserved it 24 026

Twist in my sobriety

By Anonymous - 10/06/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 904

You deserved it 188

By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 762

You deserved it 2 015

By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 068

You deserved it 4 350

Driven to drink

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 15:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 353

You deserved it 880

ktpnothappening 27

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:37

karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.

exitium16 26

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:37

yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.

Comments

nitrog100 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 9:38

One should note that females generally get nothing but sympathy in analogous situations, especially on fmylife. The hypocrisy is palpable.

SneezyBear 27

Saturday 2 May 2015 10:51

#25, I'm not aware of women knowingly jumping into abusive relationships 'for the sex'. If they truly did then I would say they brought it on themselves too. You can't compare apples and oranges.

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 2 May 2015 13:26

25- I agree that women do generally get more sympathy when it comes to abusive relationships but come on, if a woman had posted about getting into a relationship with someone she knew was 'crazy' because "crazy dudes are great in bed", I'm pretty sure the comments would be the same.

brand125 17

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:15

25 - you are actually incorrect ,the circumstances around why the op got with the girlfriend is differnt. if a girl got with a guy she KNEW was abusive just for sex, she ALSO derserves it. stop being sexist.

saffy66 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 9:42

It took you two months to work that out? You're using her for sex, she's using you as a punching bag - sound like you might just deserve each other.

LevyLove 17

Saturday 2 May 2015 10:01

This relationship was doomed to fail from the very beginning if all you wanted was someone good in bed dude.

GrapeJuice67 17

Saturday 2 May 2015 10:15

You forgot the golden rule: Never stick your dick in crazy. YDI.

ILikeKoalas 24

Saturday 2 May 2015 10:54

YDI, you started the relationship with the intention of using her, and believe it or not crazy chicks have feelings too.

Llamasaur 14

Saturday 2 May 2015 11:27

On one hand, maybe you shouldn't choose someone solely on how good they're supposed to be in bed. On the other hand, if your partner is wearing you down and driving you to alcoholism, for your health you need to leave. Your wellbeing is important. Ask people for help if you need it. To the people saying "get over it, you shouldn't choose someone just for the sex etc etc," maybe sex is what op wanted, and there's nothing wrong with that as long as their partner/**** buddy/whatever is aware of that and wants the same thing. Also an abusive/unhealthy relationship is still so, regardless of who is doing the abusing etc.

Llamasaur 14

Saturday 2 May 2015 11:34

Yes, it was a stupid choice to date someone who is allegedly "crazy" and do so just because there's the idea of "crazy chicks" being good in bed. Also if she wasn't aware that you simply wanted sex, you're a douchebag as well. But no one deserves to be abused, and if you're feeling uncomfortable, threatened, scared, unsafe etc in the relationship, you need to leave ASAP. An abusive relationship is not worth staying in, regardless of how good the sex is. Ta-ta.

blackonblight 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 11:54

Let's see, you sought out a person with mental health issues in order to have sex with them. With the mental health issues being your reasoning for wanting to have sex with this person. It's not just me, is it, this sounds like an idea that screams "I like to use people" at the very least?