By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 19:26

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Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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ktpnothappening 27

karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.

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exitium16 26

yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.

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BoeingAirbus 4

YDI, some girls (and guys) are meant to die alone for a reason.

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MrZsDad 19

ok son, now listen. there are 2 golden rules in life. 1) No Glove, No Love 2) Don't bring home anything you can't get rid of. a) babies b) diseases c) Psychotic girlfriends

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Redoxx_fml 22

Your expect sympathy for this ? You suck OP

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bcofelia 22

This is 100% a YDI. While she may be crazy, YOU chose to stay with her and lead her on. Not cool. I hope you learned your lesson.

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nitrog100 21

Tell that to a woman in an abusive relationship. Oh wait, you wouldn't, because society would deem you a horrible human being.

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jackycat 17

#26 No one would say that to an abused woman because an abused woman doesn't get into a relationship with someone she knows to be abusive beforehand because she thinks abuser means good in bed. He got into the relationship with the intent of using this girl for sex. He totally deserves the consequences, but should get out of it ASAP.

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SneezyBear 27

#26 Actually, if a woman KNOWINGLY entered into a relationship with an abusive guy because he'd be 'great in bed', I'd have to say she deserves it too. You have to compare apples to apples. EDIT: damn, Jackycat beat me to it.

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StrayCatXIII 7

actually i know a woman who did exactly that.

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brand125 17

26 - stop trying to turn things around, op deserved it regardless of gender.

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Aimeejasmine 15

There's always that one person who cries bullshit double standards

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Honeyholic5 14

The fact that you were dating a chick that you think is psycho but good in bed so whatever doesn't exactly make you look any less psycho. Sorry.

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YourOpinionSucks 22

I'm not advocating violence, but ****, stand up for yourself and at fight back. Or at least break up with her, it's not like your being forced to date her. And if you are, here's an idea: Call the cops. The only one putting you in this situation is yourself. P.s check into AA son.

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ZombieVampirez 24

I agree. Stand up for yourself unless you purposely put yourself in the situation. Then you deserve what you get. Karmas a bitch

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twitchywaffles 26

You never deserve abuse. You're a shitty person

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Aimeejasmine 15

OP doesn't deserve abuse, they did however knowingly enter a relationship to use that girl which is psychologically abusive for her, and she apparently wasn't in the best mental state anyway so OP is an asshole. He seriously needs to treat people with respect, sounds like he learnt that the wrong way but the lesson was learnt.

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91hayek 31

2 months is nothing to women in real abusive relationships. You tried to get some kinky strange and it back fired. Suck it up and deal with it.

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limabeans101029 20

OP made a stupid decision and got himself into this mess, but that doesn't give anyone the right to say the abuse isn't "real".

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victoriat112214 10

WHO THE ACTUAL **** IS TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP? And even if OP *was*, this is not the same. First off, he got into a relationship with this girl because he knew she was crazy but thought she'd be good in bed. Women who enter abusive relationships 99.9999999999999999% of the time have NO IDEA their significant other will be abusive. Don't ******* turn this around on OP and make him seem like a dick for something totally incomparable..

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91hayek 31

You need to know more women then. I know enough abused girls that like guys with an edge and strong personalities for me to believe that they knew violent tendencies were a package deal. I find that comparable. Just my experience. I like your statistics though.

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be82tw 17

Was OP kinda dumb? I think the adage "don't stick your d*ck in crazy" is one meme most of us would agree agree everyone should live by. Does he deserve the crap beaten out of him? Hell no.

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Aimeejasmine 15

#89 doesn't matter who you 'knew' when actual women are telling you we do not actively seek out men with psychological issues and do not see it as attractive who are you to tell us we are wrong? We obviously know our selves better than you know how women cognate, we cannot speak for those you apparently knew but they clearly were not without issues and you should have helped them seek guidance or therapy. No sane women would put themselves in such a massive risk situation knowing the death rate attached, just shut the **** up.

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ZombieVampirez 24

Karma it'll bite you in the ass hard

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BoydsToast 1

Oh for ****'s sake people, no one deserves to be in an abusive relationship like that. Shit's serious. (But yes, OP, that was a very stupid decision on your part.)

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