Miscellaneous: Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story...

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

cashmuhlah23 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:31

Your dad wanted you Thats the brightside

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un_known_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:43

Well - you didn't really think that ALL children are eagerly wanted and warmly expected? If you did, then it is a bit naive. You should rather consider how your parents have raised you - if they were good and loving, then nothing is wrong. If not - well, then FYL if you are taking it that badly.

pingu_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:02

lol #7 :D #68, oh dear :S I wouldn't tell people that...

Oriina 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:00

Well ... does you mommy love you anyways?

BluuFox 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:31

Thats just absolutley horrible! :(

blackxmortals 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:27

FYl cause your dad's such an asshole.

BunnyEars 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 2:35

That's so sad D: I'm so sorry.

comedychick 1

Tuesday 22 December 2009 23:38

wooow well parents told me I was a mistake, suppose to be a boy and I wrecked the boy girl pattern, AND that I was supposed to be an aborted baby :| yeaa, not the best day of my life lol