By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
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You deserved it 2 728

Same thing different taste

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kscott88 0

Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

Your dad wanted you Thats the brightside

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patray_angel 0

Wow, that is pretty messed up. Granted, I am sure you are glad to be alive, but I don't know how I would feel about my dad if I found something like that out. I wonder if your mom knows? And if she does know, how long she has known.... I think if my husband did that to me, I would divorce him.

theres a lot left out and your name should be verycre8ive w/out the t

At least he did that much for you. Otherwise, you wouldn't exist to tell this story.

DONTbEMO 0

My mom didnt want me either... My father tricked her too

A) missing a pill will not get you pregnant b) there is a 24-48 period once a month where it is physically possible for a woman to get pregnant, however because there is no guaruntee WHEN ovulation occurs (the egg can only survive 24 hours without being fertilized) and because sperm are said to be able to survive UP to 7 days (inside a woman) then there is a week and a half period that can be considered the "fertlie" zone Your mother wouldnt get pregnant from missing a single pill anyway. And depending on how long she had BEEN on birth control? It can take months for the effects to wear off. Many women try for months and months after going off birth control. IS it possible to get pregnant quickly after going ofF? Yes its happened, But women have also gotten pregnant wihle being meticulous on the pill. Thats why its only 98% effective not 100%. I call BS on this one.

starberries 0

Yes, a missing pill can result in pregnancy. That's why you have to take them every day, at the same time, for maximum effectiveness.

Sessee 4

That's the story of how you were conceived, not born.

Leatherandlace 0

A lot of people have already commented this, you probably didn't even realize this yourself.

pancakelover 0

Don't you people here on FML ever learn? Drinking with your parents never makes for good results.