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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 25 076

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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You deserved it 8 598

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 116

You deserved it 663

By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 138

By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 252

You deserved it 10 710

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 749

You deserved it 638

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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 275

You deserved it 5 255

By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 940

You deserved it 4 900

By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 11 409

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 582

You deserved it 214

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 508

You deserved it 7 324

foolishworkerbee 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.

MoonyIce 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:11

YDI for driving while being a women.

schnitzel5 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:11

20th!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:12

Yeah I am 20th biotch.

RileyL29 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:12

Sue Mcdonald's for not telling you that the ice cream will indeed fall from the cone if sharp turns are taken. Bastards. You'll be rich.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:19

you cant do that. they made a law where you cant sue big company's for this kind of thing

chillinAK 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:23

sarcasm I'm sure

KurouTenshi 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:14

So it's all over everywhere but your cone. get your boyfriend to put what's left on his dick and you can eat if that way, with an extra special sauce. just pass the carpet off as pubic hair.

ski_backwards 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:15

WHO THE HELL CARES. THIS IS NOT AN FML BUT ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE ON A REGULAR BASIS. NOT A BIG ******* DEAL. SHUT UP.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:31

dont worry, sometimes this happens to me too. made it look like i called perdix an idiot.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:40

well it was actually like ten times worse but i dont want to type all that down

middlefingerYOU 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:21

lol y do ppl get all in their feelings with these FML's. relax n jus read and enjoy. no need to call ppl idiots n wat nt jus chill out. smh!

Person1233 12

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:31

... I just died on the inside, due to your grammar.

Taylorfacepwns 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:38

omg. you expect me not to get angry when you type lyk dis?

ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:42

i jst dyd on teh insid 2

BrookeTrueblood 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:01

29, you were one mispelled word away from giving a grammar natzi a heart attack.

BrookeTrueblood 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:03

*Nazi, sorry

ChrisCTL 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:17

True! Where is Snickerbitch anyway? Lol.

_swimcutie_ 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:45

That's what I was thinking!!! She fell off the face of the earth!!!  ohh so sad.........NOT. Jk. I'm not a jerk..but she was really annoying..

nessalujin 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:53

I agree bout da feelins part n all just I dunno y u insist on typin like dat it iz juss so annoyin n stuff. Ahh!

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:22

ikr and its so ttly lyk anoying its lykcnot evn fastr its almst lyk dey try 2 anoy us by typin lyk dis!!!!!!!!!!!

ddlovatolover 23

Saturday 16 August 2014 17:17

#29, your typing gave me cancer.

jayemdoubleyou 1

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:22

This may sound crazy but try to stop sucking at driving.

alley11 4

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:25

how is this an fml? god, moderators suck.

Bondagebear 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:31

This is an everyday thing that happens to everyone, I mean, come on today i dropped red juice all over my carpet and it stained and is probably going to come out of my security deposit! But, is that a Fmylife? Not really. Sigh....