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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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foolishworkerbee 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.

MoonyIce 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.

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middlefingerYOU 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:32

@69 las time i checked u werent my teacher! i culd give two ***** about hw u feel abt my grammar! lol who the hell takes the time to spell everything out except for bitches who got their heads up their ass! so hop the *** off of me n get a life! thnxs! :-)

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:26

Me. It's really not that hard. If you want to type like you do, you have to come up with all those abbreviations and contractions. Besides, no one can ever understand you, so just posting a comment is pointless. :)

gigi_bella 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:17

You "culd give 2 fuks? What the hell?

gigi_bella 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:19

Excuse me, I'm sorry, you actually took the time to write two extra characters and put "two." Well done! *claps*

beckster_05 9

Monday 15 March 2010 0:37

This is definitely a McFail if I've ever seen one.

applesuckers 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:45

*cough cough*

ericownz101 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:39

so was your face but you dont see anybody commenting on it!

mycatscreams 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:44

uhm, todays sunday there was no school today^^

applesuckers 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:47

FMLs sometimes take a few days to post. It depends on when the people working for FML approve it. This could've been done on Friday or Thursday.

applesuckers 0

Monday 15 March 2010 3:49

And there is a such thing as Sunday school too.

lageniale 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:46

I can't believe nobody else has noticed that the OP is apparently typing an FML with ice cream all over their hands and face.

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:27

A day is 24 hours long, you know. The OP could have done it, showered, and then posted the FML.

containsnosoy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:47

Anyone who thinks having an ice cream cone in their hand while they're driving is good idea deserves what happens..

EverDream_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:50

So... Let me get this straight. You sent this while driving in the ice cream covered car, after a bad day of school on a Sunday... and your initial response was to post it on here? I'm lost.

daviesha 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:42

They don't get posted the day of and the OP could have went home and took a shower

FYLDeep 25

Monday 15 March 2010 0:54

YDI for getting an ice cream cone while they are still serving shamrock shakes.

toastymarshy 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:56

LOL! Thats funny :D, next time maybe you shouldnt eat whilst driving? ;D

Giorgio272 2

Monday 15 March 2010 1:00

that is what happens when your fat and ugly. now go get laid. otherwise why don't you confid the problems of your day in like a Teddy bear or a diary.