Intimacy: Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around...

By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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TheNewMirage 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:34

Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.

naxeeb 33

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!

Comments

dougierocks 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:29

Yup, I always use $1 condoms instead of penny balloons... How desperate was he for a water balloon? I bet he just soaked some girl...

the_lololagist 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 14:14

so buy more condoms...?

DWynter 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:11

While I said YDI, it's actually just stupid. There's other things to do naked than just straight up boinking.

villon_fml 8

Thursday 22 August 2013 3:26

hate to sow seeds of distrust...but maybe he didn't use them for water balloons, maybe he used them with someone else? I hope he's just immature lol and not unfaithful!

Kenjikai 5

Thursday 22 August 2013 21:11

Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have oh...

joopjoop 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 2:55

good job being responsible op :)

kyleelynn170194 4

Friday 6 September 2013 16:29

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do...he's very immature :/

mmahlke93 6

Thursday 12 September 2013 22:48

that's why there is birth control

katt_is_here 24

Friday 13 September 2013 11:18

It's not 100% effective. 2 methods of contraceptives is what is recommended to prevent pregnancy. Also, the pill doesn't protect you from STDs. Wrap it up or pay the price.