Intimacy: Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around...

By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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TheNewMirage 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:34

Well, I've got to admit, water balloons are pretty awesome as well.

naxeeb 33

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:35

Next time you're buying condoms, maybe you could buy him some balloons as well? Or just buy extras!

Comments

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 19 August 2013 2:05

Oooh...that's one wet blanket.

imonkeyface 9

Monday 19 August 2013 2:39

Maybe you should buy an extra box for situations like this...

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 19 August 2013 5:48

Penis is unavailable but you still have other options to relieve that stress.

foxfur 25

Monday 19 August 2013 6:54

At least you're safe.

krnh93 6

Monday 19 August 2013 7:49

Condom water balloons are epic (:

dravvy 7

Monday 19 August 2013 8:03

That's a new way to "****- block"

2ru 14

Monday 19 August 2013 8:28

I hate to pee on your parade but that sounds like some high quality B.S. I admire the creativity on his part. It could be true but I'd pay closer attention.