Miscellaneous: Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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Damn

By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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xxkimmyt 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

I would cry too. Its good shit.

Michael87Jackson_fml 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.

Comments

kellyelly 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:29

Awwwe. Keep your head up man. Don't let life bring you down. God be with you.

happilyever2012 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:47

Awwwww :( Poor OP

ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:48

Nobody should have to feel the pain of not getting mnm's on a bad day :(

buckdharma 36

Wednesday 16 January 2013 4:49

Andy Andy, how did the Mars Bars disappear? Andy Andy, the new fat guy ate them, we fear With no ice cream for our floats, and no Snickers in our bowls You can't say you're satisfyed but Andy Andy, you're a Mcpussy if you cry

bebe248 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 5:01

I had the same exact day minus the McDonalds cryathon I'm just sitting here wondering y does my life suck so bad

paulpings 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 5:06

If OP is the kind of person who has a breakdown because their fave dessert has run out then I suspect the reason they have been arguing with family/girlfriend/whoever is because they are just plain in the wrong and tantrum ensued when someone told them how it is.

mehwhocares 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 5:30

Not necessarily. Sometimes it's just too much, and a person's in a bad enough mood and emotional enough state that a small thing can cause everything to come to the surface, especially if they were really looking forward to it to make them feel better. It's not someone being overly dramatic, it's just life.

paulpings 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:30

No, that is a excuse for a lack of self discipline and self control. Please don't try and make excuses for the weak and pathetic.

mehwhocares 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 22:16

I'm glad you've never been so tired and had so much of a bad day that the world seems like it's crashing in around you. It happens to a lot of people. It doesn't make us "weak" or "pathetic"; it means we have emotions, and sometimes they get the best of us.

paulpings 6

Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:18

Ah no, you are misunderstanding me, I do know this feeling, but seriously, to have a mini tantrum or to burst into tears, that needs a serious slap in the face with the GTFOI stick. If you cannot conduct yourself with some degree of dignity under stress you need help, maybe somekind of therapy?