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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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Damn

By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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xxkimmyt 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

I would cry too. Its good shit.

Michael87Jackson_fml 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.

Comments

brett1506 12

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:36

It's fine, ores better anyway.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:38

Poor thing OP it was the last straw that broke the camels back.

ctdawes 3

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:47

I've never been to mcdonalds.. it seems like everyone on here likes it tho, so maybe I'll try it

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 16 January 2013 8:15

Did you call the person who told you a McBitch? I've always wanted to call someone that.

Mookiisfabulous 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 9:03

What is a mars mcflurry? I work at a Mcdondals and this is the first time I have heard of it. Is it good? Well, obliviously since you bursted into tears when they couldn't make it for you. I had that happen before while working, the customer was pretty piss when we stop selling those sweet potato pies and had to explain it's a season thing like the milk shakes.

NotGabe 28

Wednesday 16 January 2013 9:41

It's always a sadder story when food is involved.

james9120 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 13:04

Grow some balls...

tayza249 20

Wednesday 16 January 2013 14:20

Mars Mcflurrys sound amazing! I live in Australia and we have double choc fudge, caramel cookie, bubblegum squash, maltesers and Oreo

fmllols 4

Wednesday 16 January 2013 15:07

i know the feeling i went to mcd 3times to get the pancake hashbrown breakfast and all 3 times they had nothing so i had to wait and order a ******* burger at 11 in the morning and they almost never have ice tea