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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 07:24 - United States - Duncannon

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML

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What a wonderful life

By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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Damn

By zzzgrady - 27/10/2010 02:46 - United States

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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xxkimmyt 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

I would cry too. Its good shit.

Michael87Jackson_fml 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:47

It's okay. Tomorrow's a new day.

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pissperfect 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:25

There's always a catalyst. Hope you had a good cry, OP! Sounds like ya needed it.

DestinysChampion 17

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:32

That's sad :/ I'm sorry OP. Might want to have a night out soon.

hurley12 30

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:38

Master0fTheDark 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:40

THEY HAVE MARS MCFLURRIES????? I am so missing out here in Canada.

cosmicstare 9

Wednesday 16 January 2013 6:51

What the heck? You're supposed to serve until you run out?

Master0fTheDark 13

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:40

what, they serve until they don't feel like it anymore? they either didn't get a shipment or lots of people bought it before the next one came in.

imparfit42 7

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:01

Awww dude that seriously sucks. ):

courgette67_fml 2

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:09

YDI for going to McDonalds

Eivana 37

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:23

Hang in there! It will be better before you know it.

Barriaultcory 16

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:26

Could always try to make it yourself?

jogihoppa8343 23

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:33

boy you need to control your emotions.

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