Love: Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Tell her it was love vomit.

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Friday 29 April 2011 12:20

People that use improper spelling are idiots

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buttsauce 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:27

umm. the movie 'mean girls?' omg a fan of miley cyrus. FYL

Mickey2315 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:31

I started to feel sorry for you, but then I reread the first sentence "a long night of partying". That's what you get, dude.

fuckrealIzation 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:40

update# We went home together to wash her shoes off and ended up having sex on the couch dude you like her, she likes you: it's all good!...this just adds flavour ;P

FTL 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 9:56

If she really likes you, I'm guessing she can forgive you for that. But word of advice: cutting back on the drinking wouldn't hurt. ;)

hellisaurus 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:26

Ah man that sucks! I hope she still likes you :)!

jessce7 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:15

if i liked a guy and he did that, i would understand...its gross but its cute that you got all happy haha

MyAchilles 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:19

lol Stan

Shortaay_xx 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 17:00

Aaawww !! That suucks !!

lol123mely 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:01

hey she likes you! i dont think she would care as long as you two are together lol. and besides its a memory! you can always laugh about it later on xD