Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Pile up

By shark - 27/11/2012 03:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

Yes_Im_Beast 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:07

Oh No You Didn't Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Yo, yo, yo Oh no you didn’t! Sucka tried to play me But you never payed me, never Oh no you didn’t! Pay back is a coming You will be running forever Oh no you did! Till i get my vengence I will never end this mayhem Oh No you didn’t! I'm a mercenary You ain't gotta prayer you owe meeee Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Didn't you oh no You didn't pay me what you owe me So now its over for you! papapapapapapapapapapapapapa Yeah! papapapapapapapapapapapapapa Yoyo check it out! Oh no you didn’t! First you tried to trap me Then you bust a cap in my ass Oh No you didn’t! Such humiliation Will bring annihilation at last Oh no you did! It will be delicious When I get vicious tomorrow Oh no you didn’t! There’s no second chances You will do the dance of sorrow Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn't! Oh no you didn’t! Didnt you oh no You didnt pay me what you owe me So now it’s over for you! Papapapapapapapappapapa What a fool! Papapapapapapapapa alright come on! Oh no you didn’t Better watch your back boy! Keep running! This aint just a game Ill never stop coming I got my arsenal I put out the call And when I finish y'all Your be a rag doll Fool tried to diss me Now your gonna wish you were dead! Oh no you didn’t! After I deliver Your blood will be a river of red Oh no you did! Better beware When no one’s there to defend you! Oh no you didn’t! So many ways to kill Its gonna be a thrill to end youuuuu Oh no you didn’t Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Didnt you oh no You didnt pay me what you owe me So now it’s over for yoooooouu oooooo Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no you d(Explosion) lol

ilikepie383 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

HAHA, i procrastinated from my homework by cleaning my pencil case out. also, I have the same calculator as you. *hi-five*

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:29

lol u out procrastiated him XD

babyjaguar96 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:38

oh me too that calculator is the bomb!!

twinkle_nipso_O 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 18:31

whoop! totally have that too! Gathering dust, as i am not allowed it in exams...

honeybuncher 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:00

i also have that calculator!edwin is so smart^.^

Ninjasaurus18 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:25

My procrastinating is organizing g my entire room, including my closet, desk, under my bed and backpack repeatedly. I love organizing things:)

devonisthebest 7

Thursday 2 August 2012 8:24

*no one gives a shit!*

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

bollywood_rocks 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:10

Hey,those things are expensive. Does it work using alcohol to clean them? Oh and I have found from personal experience, procrastination seems to work wonders for me; that pressure motivates me to study harder. BTW,no offense but who studies for an English test? The ones I mostly had to do back then was essays and no way to study for the annoying things