By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 21:00 - France

Today, after a long series of tests, I found out that I’m sterile. My wife is currently pregnant with our second child. I think I have some questions for her. FML
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Just to clarify, did you find out you are NOW sterile, or that you have always BEEN sterile? Could be that your kids are yours and this is recent... or not.

norisorroz 28

We definitely need some follow-up on this one.

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What is the reason for your sterility? Are you not able to produce any sperm at all or are they just malformed/slow/etc.? Because in the latter case there's still a tiny chance that some make it to the egg once in a while and you wouldn't have the first "miracle children" in history. Also what the others said: just because you're sterile now doesn't mean you've always been (except for some rare anatomical anomalies). Of course I'd still do a test to be sure. But don't say things to your wife you might regret later.

Immaculate conception? I'll bet it's a pain in the ass to try to parent a messiah. You try to punish him by taking away his iPhone, but then he miraculously crates one out of thin air -- and it has all his data on it! Hallelujah!

Please take a paternity test and update us on what prompted you to take a fertility test!

Damn bro your wife sounds like my ex-wife :(

thunderniron 22

Get a Paternity Test. Just to be sure they arent yours, your body could have changed recently.

This FML has been one of the most popular ones on the French website since I don't even know when... And it's still so harsh.

I once dated a guy who's dad had testicular cancer and had to have one ball removed. He was supposed to be sterile, but somehow, they still had an accident child. So it is possible.

My ex now calls his dad the One Nut Wonder.

Why did you get fertility testing done while your wife was pregnant? Did you already suspect you were not the father?