Miscellaneous: Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked...

By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Southsea

Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Wobble wobble

By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:08

She was having a shower...

lthoyal 8

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:08

Doesn't matter. A girl touched your happy place. You're lightyears ahead of some poor soul in that regard.

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sandnsun 7

Thursday 1 March 2012 13:53

Tomorrows fml's will read: Today after swimming at the local pool I was in the shower when a guy walked in. I freaked out, screamed, kicked him in the nuts and ran, snatching my towel on the way out. Then I realized why he was there...I was in the male's shower room. FML.

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 14:01

You have no idea huh. Well, it seems to me what she was doing in the men's showers was screaming and distributing nut shots. As you found out.

mybad284 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 14:31

Ha!

waffle3z 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 14:45

Everyone who says FYL is more of a man than anyone who says YDI. @OP, You're stupid for not blocking that, but FYL.

robokid777 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 14:53

was she blonde

Vertas 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 15:31

Did you enjoy the 5 seconds of view before the hour of pain? If so good for you. If not. Oww

steelx3 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:26

Should've just said "...Nice ass."

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 1 March 2012 17:37

138- Believe me, there's an equal amount of nastiness in men's rooms too. At least once a week in a public bathroom, you see what looks like someone walked into a stall, bent over and shot the toilet with his 12-gauge asshole. :p Worst I've seen at the bar was someone must have been incredibly loaded to even want to crap in the urinal, much less succeed, with the same effect listed above. ;p Disgusting animals..... But as for bloody anything, not a lot of that in our toilets, thank God. ;p