By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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hannahcorrine 0

Insert rhianna joke here

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haw008 14

Do snakes have a tendency of raining on you?

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hithereusername 0

Ssssssssssssssssss

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LeGOyanks3 0

where else would it be

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taylorannex3 4

Ugh! if my snake got out and that's how I found him. I would have to get rid of him!

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aPieceOfFruit 16

@59 lol. that should mean snake but now i always associate that sound with an explosion....

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My_Nightmare 19

I'm curious. . .was it still alive? This could've gone either way

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gogirls 3

I was trying to figure that out too

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gogirls 3

I was trying to figure that out too

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julian24245 0

Musta seemed like he fell out of the sky at the moment huh?

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