By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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lollymay13 6

Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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swiftyfox15 0

And that's why you shouldn't keep snakes....

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MellieSIU 16

Snakes don't really make very good pets IMO because they NEVER bond with their owners and CONSTANTLY try to escape!

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VeganVampyre 26

That's not true. My snake has never tried to escape.

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sweetheartslim 0

That happened to me, but my snake was dead

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rubberduckie72 4

at least its not like the four snakes that found their way into my house that are NOT pets

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lollymay13 6

Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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Chris20003 17

I learned something new today, thank you FML.

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MrSassypants 32

Smart snake. It knew to hide in the umbrella because even snakes in Ireland know how unpredictable the weather is there.

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writerchic85 25

This is crazy because I tried to post a similar Fml yesterday about my snake escaping! I was tearing apart the house trying to find him only to eventually discover that he'd burrowed under his water bowl.

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19990231 29

125, You had a snake escape. Other than that, nothing much is similar...

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writerchic85 25

It's similar in that a snake escaped and both of us hunted for it only to find it in a weird spot. Not to mention I tried to post my snake story right at the same time this person did. Don't see the need for the attitude.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

How did he manage to get outside?!! I was freaked out when my lizard got out of his tank and we were moving the next day so everything was all packed up and I unpacked everything in my room searching for him. Found him in the box right under his tank door after I gone through everything an was almost crying cuz I couldn't find him. Scared the crap out of me!!

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AlexanderDavidd 13

He took the umbrella outside and opened it, and the snake fell out. Normal people dont usually open umbrellas indoors..

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Glock34 4

I fell asleep on my couch and mine escaped, I was devastated :'(, then we found her about 3 months later caught in a roach trap but other than that she looked healthier than when she escaped... we had been wondering why we had no mice problems that year lol

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Mothself 15

What kind of snake was it? I'm glad the babe is okay, my ball python got out for a few hours (found her under the bed!) and I was worried sick.

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Ameronot 14

A week? That snake won't be fun to be around for some time now...

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basketofminks 6

I was just going to ask if your snake was sill alright, but you've followed up, and I'm glad to hear he/she was!

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