By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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RodStar 0

"There's a snake in my bo-umbrella" -Woody

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anettes 7

lmao, that's what you get for having a snake.

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meirasanya 10

My friend lost her snake. It turned up 6 months later, 3 doors down the road... in the dentist's waiting room. They called the petshop who, unable to get hold of her, called me as I kept snakes too. Had to deal with screaming receptionists and patients while trying to catch a snake that was only a foot long as she is only a baby and had been living off slugs... people are stupid

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Isoldael 27

I'm still looking for my escaped snake (not the one on the pic). Checked my umbrella but it wasn't there either :(

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

YDI for having a snake in the first place.

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lil_vixxxen_for_ 0

42- toy story reference win :) u made my day, quite possibly my week. thanks :D

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